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The GarageBand Demos

by Crash Thompson

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VERSE 1 Dearly beloved. We’re gathered here today. At least that’s what they say. Can’t say I’m feeling too beloved right now. I’m in a room full of strangers On a first name basis Some were friends long ago. Not so much anymore, no. I hate the smell of churches. This place makes me nervous And I’m dreading every Interaction I will have to make. The disease finally claimed you. So today we celebrate you, Reverend shakes my hand. “He was such a… good, good man.” LEAD-IN And the feeling sets in. When I see your pale skin. I’m trying to hide it. But I’m GLAD YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CHORUS I’ve been blazed for days. And I know (x4) I’m coming down. (But it feels like) I’ve been blazed for days. And I’m at loss for words now that you’re in the ground. (It just feels like) I’ve been blazed for days, BUT IT’S ONLY 9AM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- VERSE 2 You were never shy to share an opinion. You were a literal a fascist. A proud classist… But never in good company. And the ex-wife you beat. They made damn sure to leave Her name off of the obituary. Naturally. And… LEAD-IN I’m supposed to make amends. Pretend we were friends. MOTHERFUCKER! YOU WERE NEVER ANYTHING TO ME! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CHORUS x2 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- LEAD-IN (Solo) WELL IF IT’S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY That re sentment’s like drinking poison to kill your enemy, Well look at me. You’re dead. And I’m still resentful. HOLY FUCK! WHAT THE HELL DOES ALL THAT SAY ABOUT ME?!? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SOLO -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CHORUS x2 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OUTRO Fuck this. I’m leaving.
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I’m gonna get out my phone. Text everybody I know. We’re going out to the show. To lose our goddamn minds. Everything starts up at 10. But we’ll show up god knows when. It’s been a week but now it’s time to leave of all of that shit behind. VERSE 2 Molly’s bringing all her friends. Jake’s free as soon as his shift ends. Reggie can get us all in, if he’s working tonight. Bobby just scored half an ounce. We’ll meet him at the house. We’ve been pregaming since 3. And now we’re ready to unwind. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CHORUS Pick me up take me down, back to the underground. I want see how you scream. I want to feel the sound. And if they’re coming for me. They’re gonna get you too. Cause when those sirens scream you know just what to do It’s good night… and good luck. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- VERSE 3 This crowd is rowdy as fuck. And now the pit’s opened up. Amir just jumped in the cut, screaming “It’s about time!” He got his head busted in. But he’s going in again. Or god knows he would, but it’s right then the lights go up and we go blind. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CHORUS -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SOLO -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CHORUS x2
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Prototypical 02:48
VERSE 1 Well, aren’t you really something. Aren’t you just a wunderkind. You’re the world’s special little guy. Too bad no one can see it. Not to sound like… You do know that right… Look at all the fields of corpses laid out from your rhetoric. CHORUS 1 And I don’t mean break… off your fantasy. Your power dream. But no fucking cares…. What you fucking think about anything. But you keep fucking talking, fucking balking, at the prospect That you should ever be ignored. Prototypical. Oh-so typical. OHHHhhhh! Prototypical. Oh-so typical. OHHHhhhh! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- VERSE 2 Too bad the whole wide world is ignorant of all your genius. You’re truly the first of your kind. And the king of uniqueness. Looks like I’ve won the debate… Last word. I’m feeling great... Discourse is easy when you never have to face up to it! CHORUS 2 And oh my fucking god… no one gives a shit. You mouthy prick. You haven’t got carte blanche… Yet you act like you’re so above it. You’ve got big dick words, but little pussy actions You’re a fraction of yourself. You’re Prototypical. Oh-so typical. OHHHhhhh! Prototypical. Oh-so typical. OHHHhhhh! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------SOLO -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BRIDGE We’re all what we pretend to be, but nobody pretends to be quite so goddamn much as you And to you language is only a means for you to cover up and hide the truth. You’re a coward and a thief and a liar and buyer into every single thing you’re bought and sold. You’re into the culture of cleverness, but wouldn’t know the real thing if you were told CHORUS 3 And I don’t mean break… off your fantasy. Your power dream. But no fucking cares…. What you fucking think about anything. So you keep fucking talking, fucking balking, at the prospect. And keep being ignored. Prototypical. Fucking typical. OHHHhhhh! Prototypical. Oh-so typical. OHHHhhhh!
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VERSE 1 I hit your cat with my car the other day. I sent him right into a tree. I set your nana’s favorite tablecloth on fire. What the hell is wrong with me. I make that clicking noise when I chew my gum Even though it ticks you off. I always fall asleep with the TV on And I know how that keeps you up. LEAD-IN And I can’t seem to change my stupid ways. I never broke out of my rebellious phase. And if I could I would promise better days, but then I know… ...it’s kinda unrealistic. CHORUS And I promise that I’ll fuck this up again. And I promise that I’ll ruin everything. But I promise that I’ll love you all the same. When you look the same… even when you look the same as me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- VERSE 2 I forgot our anniversary again. That’s the 3rd year in a row. You’re always dragging me to the theater. I never wanna fucking go. LEAD-IN And I can’t seem to change my stupid ways. I never broke out of my rebellious phase. I really wish I could promise better days, but then I know… ...well, you know. CHORUS “Cause I promise that I’ll fuck this up again. And I promise that I’ll ruin everything. Somehow. Still I promise that I’ll love you all the same. When you look the same… even when you look the same as me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BRIDGE ‘Cause through the mess and nonsense you see. You’re still right next to me. (Oh.) Your love makes up for all the little things. That I may never be. (And I’ll say it again.) ‘Cause through the mess and nonsense you see. You’re still right next to me, giving all you got. Your love makes up for all the little things. That I’m not. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- LEAD IN ‘Cause I promise that I’ll fuck this up again. And I promise that I’ll ruin everything. I might even forget half the words… I sing… -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CHORUS And I promise that I’ll fuck this up again. And I promise that I’ll ruin everything. But I promise that I’ll love you all the same. When you look the same… even when you look the same as me. And I promise that I’ll fuck this up again. And I promise that I’ll ruin everything. But I promise that I’ll love you all the same. When you look the same… even when you look the same as me. Even when you look the same as me. When you look the same as me.
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VERSE 1 Normal’s not a language that I ever learned to speak. But I remain amazed and grateful for the people who’ve spoke to me. I never had too many answers. I was never all that wise. But babies, I have tried my whole damn life just simply to be kind. Maybe that’s all you can do. I know it’s really worth the try. Life is beautiful, but easy to lose sight of in the grind. So when it’s time for me to pass, please don’t be mourning for too long. Sing a song and shed a tear and then forget me when I’m gone. VERSE 2 I have no idea what lies before me, once I hit the grave. But I’ve finally reached the point where I am no longer afraid. So please don’t wail and moan and cry when you are spreading out my ash. I lived loud and loved and had some fun. And what more could you ask. I was very far from perfect, but God knows I did my best. And if there is a god to meet me when I finally come to rest. I’ll stand tall and proud and humble that the life I lived was strong. But if he still will not accept me. He can forget me when I’m gone. BRIDGE I don’t need an easy answer to the how’s… when’s and why’s And I don’t need a golden palace in the sky. I just want to be fine… with how I lived VERSE 3 But if there is a heaven that will take a man like me. I will do everything that I can to save you all good seats. And I guess if I were to have any final passing words: So it goes, love. So it goes. Don’t let your mistakes make your world. Because there’s so much in your life you’ll miss if justified by fear. And that sadness in your heart should not define why you are here. So i f you have to mourn me, do it quickly and go have your fun. ‘Cause life is meant for living, please, forget me when I’m gone.

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released September 1, 2018

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