OPENING SCAT
(Stupid, drunken asshole. He's a total dick and a prick and a dick and a prick and a dick and a prick and a dick and a prick and a dick and a prick and a dick and a prick and a stupid asshole)

He's a douchebag!

CHORUS
Stupid, drunken, dickhead. Dumb-Ass douche.
Drunk dumb-ass douche.

A stupid, drunken, dickhead. Drunk, dumb-ass douche.
Dickhead. Dumb-ass douche.
Dickhead, drunk, dumb-ass douche.
Dickhead. Dumb-Ass.

SCAT
(Stupid, drunken asshole. He's a total dick and a prick and a dick and a prick and a dick and a prick and a dick and a prick and a dick and a prick and a dick and a prick and a stupid asshole)

VERSE 1
Ain't nobody flawless
We're all a little lawless
So heed my simple message to you.

However you're acting
Don't be like Wes Scantilin
'Cause the guy is a motherfuckin', goddamn douche.

Some people might be sayin'
'Come Clean" had me swayin'
With it's one songs, "Blurry" and "Control".

Have listened to it lately?
It's pretty fucking shaky
and it sounds like it was written by a high-as-fuck 13 year old.

'Cause he's a douchebag.
Who's a douchebag?
He's douchebag.

VERSE 2
Nostalgia blurs your mind
If you listen you will find
This entire discography is crap.

Repetitive, nasally,
pretentious and lazy.
Five full length albums of pure claptrap.

Ain't nobody flawless
We're all a little lawless
So heed my simple message to you.

However you're acting
Don't be like Wes Scantilin
'Cause the guy is a motherfuckin', goddamn douche.

He's a douchebag

(CHORUS)

VERSE 3
Ain't nobody flawless
We're all a little lawless
So heed my simple message to you.

However you're acting
Don't be like Wes Scantilin
'Cause the guy is a motherfuckin', goddamn douche.

The man is a hack and he probably smokes crack
He's a loser and a boozer and a spousal abuser
He can't play guitar and his lyrics are subpar
And his singing is as good as the acting amateur in porn.

He's a douchebag.

(CHORUS)

BRIDGE
Dumb-dumb-dick
D-U-I prick
Seriously what kind of asshole drives around with a blood alcohol content that could kill a horse or a small school bus full of kids.

Who's a douchebag.

(SCAT)
(CHORUS)